I Met The Boss Man For The First Time Ever Today

"One day i was in a lift when some guy started talking to me. He asked me how i was, and not in the mood to talk i said "fine". He then asked me what i was doing tomorrow. I was starting to get a little freaked out at this stage so i told him it was none of his business. He then said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to talk on the phone!" Whoops!"